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Political and Social Observations
I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct...
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Democrat car. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Democrat car and I explained that if it were a Republican car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round. I had to walk back to the dealership...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
Also, help me to be careful of the toes
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